How to Kiss a Girl in Middle School

Posted on May 4, 2012 by admin

My first kiss was actually in high school, but looking back, I missed some easy opportunities to kiss girls in middle school. So here are my tips for those middle schoolers out there who are looking to kiss a girl for the first time.

1. Relax – Yeah, yeah, I know it’s a lot easier said than done, especially if you have never kissed anybody before but seriously, just relax. I guarantee you that the girl you want to kiss is just as nervous as you are. There really is no magic bullet for kissing so it’s pretty hard to screw it up, so stop being so hard on yourself!

2. Practice with a mirror or a doll – Even though I just said kissing is no big deal and that it’s hard to screw up, I do recommend practicing somehow just so don’t go in completely unprepared. Walk up to a mirror and kiss it. Do it. Now! Or you can try practicing by kissing your hand.

3. Move slowly – a great kiss is a slow, passionate kiss not a ridiculously fast and awkward makeout sesh. Go in with your mouth slightly open until you meet her lips. Then once you lock lips, start moving your mouth like a fish. Otherwise if you just stay still, you will be practically doing CPR and nobody wants that. If after a few seconds, your lips are still locked, slightly open your mouth and slowly stick out your tongue and lick her lips very subtlety. If she’s enjoying it as much as you are, she will do the same and then you will start french kissing. There really is no correct way to French Kiss but check out my post on the sidebar to learn how to French Kiss a Girl for the First Time!

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How to French Kiss a Girl for the First Time

Posted on April 3, 2012 by admin

Everyone remembers their first kiss. And by “kiss”, I mean an actual real kiss, aka a French Kiss. Nobody remembers the first time you pecked a girl on the lips back in 3rd grade on a dare. There’s nothing wrong with remembering that if it happened to you, but the first time you french kiss a girl is one of the most important milestones in a man’s life. Oftentimes, once you break through that barrier of french kissing a girl, there is a natural progression to other more exciting physical activities. :) So, you came here wondering how to French Kiss a girl for the first time ever, right? Well, here are my kissing tips!

How to French Kiss a Girl for the First Time

Congratulations for making it this far. If you searching for tips on how to french kiss, look no further. I am by no means an expert at kissing, but let’s face it, nobody really is since we all have to go through it for the first time at one time or another. I am assuming you are either in middle school or high school since that’s most likely the age when a boy kisses a girl for the first time and becomes a man. If you are in college or even older than that and have yet to french kiss a girl, then that’s okay too, but I guarantee your first kiss will come at the end of a crazy drunken college party where some wasted girl will take pity on you and jam her tongue down your throat. Anyways, let’s move on, shall we?

Step 1 – Relax!!

I cannot stress this step enough. If you go into a date all nervous thinking about how you’re going to kiss this girl for the first time, then you’re bound to screw it up and it won’t be fun for you or your date. Kissing is one of the most natural actions that humans can do, so lighten up.

Step 2 – Lean in closely to her

Now that you’re all relaxed and you’ve charmed your date at dinner or the middle school dance and you’re confident that she is still digging you at the end of the night, then now’s the time to step the edge of the ledge and take your shot. If you don’t do it now, you never will and she will probably break up with you AND tell all of her girlfriends that you were really weird around her. Got it? Good. So you’re about to tell her goodbye before she goes inside to her house or before her dad comes and picks her up. Say a couple of jokes to lighten the mood and say “I’ve really had a good time tonight” and stare into her eyes to see if she still likes you. If so, she’s totally waiting for you to kiss her. So lean in closely like you’re going to give her a hug, but tilt your head slightly to the side and pucker your lips until they make contact with her lips.

Step 3 – Slowly open your mouth

Now that your lips are touching her lips, slowly open your mouth. If she’s doing the same thing, it’s go time! Otherwise, with your open mouth kiss, start trying to open her mouth by doing a slurping motion, much like eating an ice cream cone. Don’t start licking her lips though because that’s just weird. When her mouth is finally open, slowly move your tongue into her mouth. You are bound to make contact with her tongue immediately.

Step 4 – Move your tongue around in a circular motion

Now that your tongue is in her mouth and her tongue is in yours, start moving your tongue around in a circle. There really is no “correct” way to French Kiss and it’s actually quite informal, since you are basically just wiggling it around. The goal is to basically wrestle with her tongue. I’m not going to lie to you, the first time is not really all the glamorous. It’s exciting, sure, but it’s weird. It’s slimy. It’s kinda gross. But that’s what humans do to each other when they like each other.

Step 5 – Complete the kiss

When the girl starts to pull away, then she probably does not want to kiss you any longer. Time to wrap it up, big guy. Slowly move away from her and close your mouth and peck her once more on the lips before you leave. Hopefully she will call you or text you for a follow up kiss and then possibly take you on a trip to Pleasure Town!

There you have it, you should now be able to be an expert on how to French Kiss a girl for the first time!

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How to Kiss a Girl for the First Time

Posted on March 4, 2012 by admin

Our first post on the new blog is about how to kiss a girl for the first time. There are plenty of ways to kiss a girl properly and there really is no one silver bullet answer, but there are plenty of wrong ways in how to kiss a girl!

First off, if you have never kissed a girl before and you are looking online for answers, my first suggestion is RELAX! Yes, it can be very nervewrecking thinking about making sure to kiss a girl for the first time the right way. However, kissing is a very natural, human behavior and it will come naturally, once you get the hang of it. If you overthink it and play out what your idea of a perfect kiss over and over in your head, you are only going to be disappointed because the first kiss will rarely go the way you planned it. In fact, I will tell you the story about my first kiss.

My first kiss happened when I was 14 and just entered the 9th grade. I was always pretty good looking but was very shy growing up so I didn’t really have any girlfriends because I was afraid to talk to them, even if they supposedly liked me. However, once I got to high school, girls really started to notice me and approach me for the first time in my life. A sophomore cheerleader had a crush on me so I went to watch her cheer for the JV football team. She wasn’t old enough to drive yet so her mom drove us home. She pulled into the driveway and I leaned in to give this girl a hug goodbye when she leaned in for a kiss. It was very awkward and I actually said “Oh, sh!t” in front of her mom and then proceeded to kiss her nose. I was mortified, especially since it was my first kiss ever. I kept playing it over and over in my head afterwards and I was so embarrassed. However, once I got over that, I was relieved that I had finally kissed a girl, even if I did manage to screw it up in the worst way possible. But since I had broken through that barrier, the next time I saw her and we kissed goodbye like it was no big deal. This time, I actually met her lips! The key is to tilt your head a little bit to the side so you both don’t go straight in and knock noses. A simple peck on the lips is sensual yet simple and easy to do, so don’t worry!

Next up, I will give you more tips on how to kiss a girl!

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How to Kiss Guide

Posted on March 4, 2012 by admin

Welcome to How to Kiss Guide, your source for learning how to kiss properly. Stay tuned for more kissing tips! In the meantime, check out perfect flame grill parts.

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